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FACT: When being threatened, aromantic asexuals start to produce a pheromene that turns everything within a 50-metre-radius strictly platonic.
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FACT: If a queer kisses a small wound (commonly known as a boo-boo), it magically gets better.
It’s why I’m such a good babysitter. My aceness gives me magical powers.
(I once told some of the kids I watch that I have superpowers. The next time I went over, their mom asked me to be more careful what I tell them, as tiny humans are quite gullible. I remain firm, however, that not only do I have superpowers, but that everyone does.)
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FACT: All asexual individuals knit.
Unless they’re left-handed.
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FACT: All asexuals are secretly Time Lords who somehow escaped the Time War
I'm Bethi. Hello.
I'm 22 years old. I'm a senior in college, but I'm not telling you which one because internet security.
I'm a white, asexual, aromantic, autistic, TAB, cis woman. I'm an intersectional feminist. If I've forgotten anything here, ask away.
My fandoms are Harry Potter, Stargate, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes/Sherlock/Elementary, Avengers, Firefly, Pride & Prejudice/Lizzie Bennet Diaries and some others that I can't think of right now. Here, I post (reblog) fuzzy animals, fandom things, and probably not as much social justice stuff as I think I do.
If you want to know things, mosey on over to the askbox. I am happy to do the communication thing with you, just don't expect me to be particularly good at it. :)
I try to tag things and keep things accessible and generally not shitty. If you need me to tag things or change things or whatever, just let me know and I'll do my best to, y'know, do that. Also, if you think I'm being gross, I do appreciate knowing that so I can stop being gross.
Also, my icon? Is my kitty, Peeves. He is sometimes a sweetie, but usually a snot. I also have three dogs, one labrador-sized and two mini poodle-sized. Peeves enjoys picking fights with all three. Because he is a feline poltergeist.
